Fox News was ridiculing a lawsuit allowed to proceed in Washington by an employee who was subjected to blonde jokes. I’ve told a few of those jokes, so let the litigation commence. They had a few zingers worth remembering:
You’re so blonde it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Why do brunettes tell blonde jokes? So they’ll have something to do on Saturday night.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
And then there is my favorite blonde joke:
In California one blonde says to another blonde, which is closer – the moon or Florida? The other blonde says, duh, the moon of course. Can you see Florida from here?
Now, if the courts would allow bald jokes I’d be rolling in the dough!