Archive for the 'Grab Bag' Category

Farting on Police = Battery ?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Police officers in West Virginia have charged a drunk with battery on an officer because he lifted his leg and let out a stinky fart.

You can read the actual police report here.

It seems to me that if a person is drunk, by definition they are mentally impaired, and that should excuse a whole range of ridiculous charges the government can pile on, such as battery, obstruction of justice, etc. There is simply not the required intent because, after all, the person is drunk.

Simple Way to Solve the Financial Crisis

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

There is a simpler way to solve the current financial crisis than giving irresponsible financial institutions $700,000,000,000 to clear the debt off their books:

Allow adjustable rate mortgages to be refinanced to reasonable rates - or to not jack up at all.

And don’t allow mortgage loans to be sold on the financial market.

Problem solved.

Currently, thousands of homeowners are in default on their mortgage payments, or facing foreclosure, because they cannot afford mortgage payments which keep resetting higher and higher through adjustable rate provisions.

Homeowners are NOT bailing on their homes simply because the value of their home has decreased. No one does that. But, if you cannot afford the mortgage, or it is an incredible struggle to pay, and the value of one’s home has decreased, then the question becomes - why struggle when its not worth it?

What has happened is that the mortgage lenders sold the arms that significantly jack-up monthly mortgage payments, far higher than wages have increased. Indeed, stagnant wages may have effectively decreased overall during the past few years with inflation.

These loans were then sold into packages on the financial market, and the packages were sliced and diced various ways. Think of it as being able to buy the profitable revenue stream from all the mortgages in Denver.

This has also meant the mortgage lenders no longer had the ability to act reasonably when a default occurred. Foreclosure is bad for everyone. Bad for the homeowner. A financial loser for the lender - especially with depressed home prices.

Since the mortgage lenders no longer “owned” their own loans - someone they sold the loans to did, and then whoever they sold it to, and so on, and so on - they could not renegotiate the loan because that would change the revenue stream expected by some end buyer.

That is, if the loan generates $100 in profit each month, if a lender renegotiates so the loan only generates $80 in profit, the lender can only do that with permission of some unknown loan buyer. That permission hasn’t been happening.

So you end up with this stupid situation where a homeowner says they cannot afford the increasing mortgage interest rate, and the lender says their hands are tied and cannot help out. Instead, the lender says the homeowner needs a new loan that will pay off the old one (thus paying off (giving profits) to everyone associated with the loan.) However, since the value of the property has decreased, and the homeowner is in default, no one will lend the homeowner the money needed to pay off the current loan. Rightly pissed at the ridiculousness of the situation, the homeowner goes into foreclosure and everyone loses.

Think of it this way. If you borrow $1000 from me and cannot pay it back, but offer $900 in lieu of defaulting and not paying anything, it would be absurd if I said my hands were tied and could not agree to anything except you getting a new loan that covers the $1000 debt.

This is not complex. It’s just stupid.

Here is how it should work:

If a company lends the money for a mortgage on a loan, they should remain responsible for it, and have the ability to act rationally to renegotiate an adjustable rate mortgage to save the loan if a homeowner gets into trouble. Even if the lender sells the loan, that sale should have contingencies which allow the loan to be renegotiated.

And you wonder why the financial institutions are fighting hard for the $700 billion bailout - and at the same time demanding that there not be bankruptcy relief allowing judges to reset loan rates to prevent foreclosure.

There is nothing here for the homeowner. They lose their home regardless of whether Wall Street gets its $700B or not. Wall Street, in its bailout, effectively a bankruptcy without a bankruptcy in which they shed their bad debts but keep their assets, is asking for the biggest windfall from the government in history.

Wall Street says a bailout is needed now, now, now… otherwise we face a recession.

So what?

Really, so what.

The economy goes in cycles. It has never grown forever. Recessions happen. Sure, they’re not pleasant, but they also help weed out irresponsible companies who gave their CEO’S TENS OF MILLIONS IF NOT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR PAYOUTS (in cash, stock options, or other equivalents). A bailout should not occur just because there is fear of a recession. Heck, liberal media outlets trying to help Obama have been saying we’ve essentially been in a recession for the last year, even though the economy has been growing at very small rate.

I don’t know about you, but before giving some irresponsible company $700B I’d rather own the company, install my own board and officers, and then pump in the cash so as to make sure the investment is worthwhile. But you can bet the fat cats would reject that offer. Sadly, if the government is going to drop $700B on the financial institutions, maybe it should just nationalize them.

But then again, there is a simple solution to the financial crisis. It just doesn’t make the fat cats fatter, and it is not a quickie, election year “solution.”

1981 The Greatest Year in Music?

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

According to Billboard, 1981 had 3 of the top 13 songs of all time: Physical (Olivia Newton-John), Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes), and Endless Love (Lionel Richie).

1981 also placed the 80th greatest song - Waiting for a Girl Like You (Foreigner), and split with 1980 the 47th top song - Lady (Kenny Rogers).

While Billboard’s methodology is suspect, 1981 definitely was a great year. I remember it well, and the music was great.

The large number of mega hits in one year could have been the result of the end of the disco era. 1981 was the first year, in many, without any major disco hits. 1981 was also the year Rapture by Blondie was released. Not the first rap song, but a turning point away from disco heading towards rap having a major influence.

Interestingly, these huge hits also essentially marked the end of the careers for their singers and bands. Not bad, to go out on top (or to take the money and run), although I would have like to see more hits.

So lets hear it for 1981 - and for Bette Davis Eyes !

Dumbest Hot 100 Ever by Billboard

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Billboard Magazine has released its Top 100 Songs - ever, listing The Twist as the #1 song.

The #4 song, and several others, never even hit #1. One only made it to #3.

Basically, if the song hung-around the hot 100 for many weeks, even in the lower echelons, that somehow made it an all-time great song. This highly distorts the rankings, favoring many songs from the 1990s and when the record labels were rigging the charts by controlling airplay and not releasing that many songs.

Billboard doesn’t even try to explain blatant inconsistencies between prior charts. For example, in 1980 when Billboard released the top 40 songs of the 1970s, way up near the top of the chart were Joy to the World by Three Dog Night and My Sweet Lord by George Harrison.

Suddenly, Joy to the World barely makes it at #100, and My Sweet Lord is simply gone. How does one go from top 5 for the entire 1970s to not even in the top 100?

Andy Gibb’s, I Just Want to Be Your Everything from 1977 is listed as #22 all-time. Are you kidding? That was nothing compared to Shadow Dancing.

When Billboard released the top songs of the 1980s, Every Breath You Take by the Police was listed as the top song. Now - only #25. Somehow, Endless Love by Lionel Richie has jumped way over to #13 all-time.

Bottom-line: Billboard has newly jerry-rigged its methodologies in a manner that makes it a joke. Anyone who has watched the charts over the years knows this is the dumbest hot 100 ever produced by Billboard.

The Twist? Great song. Hung around the top 100 for an amazing number of weeks, especially in comparison to other songs of its time. But only 3 weeks at #1, with minimal airplay or sales since its release. Definitely not the biggest song ever released.

Best Buy - Horrible Advertising Timing

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Best Buy just sent out an email promoting the new video game Madden NFL 2009. They included a huge graphic highlighting Brett Favre passing for the Green Bay Packers.

Yes, the same Brett Favre who was traded to the New York Jets YESTERDAY.

Uh, hello advertising numnuts at Best Buy: spend 15 minutes finding a new picture for your email campaign.