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Flags Lowered for Larry Canfield

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered flags lowered across California in tribute to Larry Canfield, the police officer killed in Rancho Cordova yesterday. Larry’s young sons recently had a great time at our annual Halloween party. They were in charge of scaring

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Let me project – Obama wins

While painfully obvious to anyone who can count electoral votes, and recognizing that Obama will easily sweep California, Oregon, and Washington, at this point on November 4th none of the news networks have the guts to call the election for

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Farting on Police = Battery ?

Police officers in West Virginia have charged a drunk with battery on an officer because he lifted his leg and let out a stinky fart. You can read the actual police report here. It seems to me that if a

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1981 The Greatest Year in Music?

According to Billboard, 1981 had 3 of the top 13 songs of all time: Physical (Olivia Newton-John), Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes), and Endless Love (Lionel Richie). 1981 also placed the 80th greatest song – Waiting for a Girl Like

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Dumbest Hot 100 Ever by Billboard

Billboard Magazine has released its Top 100 Songs – ever, listing The Twist as the #1 song. The #4 song, and several others, never even hit #1. One only made it to #3. Basically, if the song hung-around the hot

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Best Buy – Horrible Advertising Timing

Best Buy just sent out an email promoting the new video game Madden NFL 2009. They included a huge graphic highlighting Brett Favre passing for the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the same Brett Favre who was traded to the New

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World Record: 6 Ice Cream Cones in 45 Minutes

World Record Press Release Announcement: Brian Kindsvater snarfed 6 ice cream cones, including a double cone, all different flavors, in 45 minutes at the Sacramento Zoo Safari. Earlier in the day Brian had another ice cream cone and three icees

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Is McCain Still Running for President?

If anyone has seen John McCain’s campaign let me know. It seems to be missing in action.

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Consumers Want Online Convenience

A while ago SMUD, the local utility provider, decided that for online account payments only Visa would be accepted. No more Mastercard. Naturally, my bank had switched its cards from the Visa to the Mastercard program. So I complained to

Brian Kindsvater May 15, 2008 Grab Bag No Comments Read more

LifeLock – Biggest Joke in Marketing Today

If you’re an affiliate promoting LifeLock you already know LifeLock is a joke. In fact, LifeLock would want to pre-approve this blog post. If you’re not a LifeLock affiliate, and you probably aren’t, then you probably didn’t understand this inside

Brian Kindsvater April 8, 2008April 8, 2008 Grab Bag 3 Comments Read more
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