Responding to ongoing violence in the Middle East from the cartoons depicting Muhammad, the Vatican issued a statement saying: “The right to freedom of thought and expression … cannot entail the right to offend the religious sentiment of believers.” In
Arrest all the Democrats
Cindy Sheehan was arrested right before President Bush’s state of the union address for wearing a shirt protesting the war in Iraq. That apparently is considered a “demonstration” – which is not allowed in the Capitol building. OK, this nut
Peaceful Religious Bomb Throwers
Muslims in the Middle East are upset about this picture of Muhammad that appeared in a Danish paper, with other similar images: To show their displeasure, in the name of Muhammad they are throwing bombs! The newspaper first publishing the
Breaking News
“So far all that has burned is a barn and a few bales of hay.” – Fox News reporting on a small fire near Muskogee, Oklahoma. Slow news day? Osama Bin Laden issued a new threatening audio tape yesterday. Iran
Chocolate City New Orleans
The Mayor of New Orleans, who must be the worst mayor in the country, has stated that New Orleans is a chocolate city and he wants it to stay that way. He also said the hurricanes were sent by God
Bronco Fan
Never bet against the Broncos at home. The Broncos will almost always beat the Patriots, but lose to the Dolphins. It is ok if the Broncos win only 2 games a year – just so long as those two wins
Eat the Scientists
Two scientists, err, professors at some public Universities, reported that after three years of analysis of thousands of bone chips and fragements, they were unable to confirm that the Donners of the “Donner party” engaged in cannibalism. They were apparently
Wolfs in Sheep Clothing
America Worst, excuse me, America West, is now referring to itself as US Airways. This illustrates a common tactic by bad businesses with a tarnished name: buy-out another company and change your name to that company. Other recent examples include
The US Police State
In the aftermath of revelations about President Bush’s use of wiretaps without a warrant and without consent, it has been mentioned that President Clinton permitted the interception of millions of phone calls and emails under a secret project called Echelon.
Julius Caesar Bush to be Impeached
President Bush says he has authorized and will continue to authorized wiretaps and eavesdropping without court approved warrants in the battle against terrorism. This is despite the existence of a secret court created for the purpose of reviewing and expediting